How does one tan effectively? I want to be obnoxious with how much sun I was able to receive.
“Russia is so big the geese went for a walk in 1991 and only got back in 2014.”
“The geese built Dubai and returned.”
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I’m glad Marvel is debuting with their first movie as Black Panther. That’s a good call for an up and coming brand.
I love where this is going, but this erases Blade, which ironically was the second Marvel movie and its first success.
I’m glad Marvel is releasing its second movie as Black Panther, after debuting with Blade. That’s a good call for an up and coming brand.
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And so I shout in my head in the middle of the night “I want to hang myself!” Until I realize that what I really want to do is shout into the internet void and hear the comforting response of silence.
I want to hang myself!
I want to hang myself!
I want to hang myself!
@haha-justkiddin it’s looking for its shoesArthropleura is an extinct creature but it was basically a giant millipede the size of a car. It scuttled around ancient Carboniferous forests eating rotting plant matter. It was mostly vegetarian. It was able to grow to such a gigantic size because of the lack of predators and because Earth had a great partial pressure of oxygen. It became extinct when the moist climate started to dry out, destroying rain forests.
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HOW THE FUCK
That has got to be one of the most clever uses of transparency I’ve seen on this site yet.
we interrupt your regularly scheduled lack of meaningful content, to bring you
but how did you…
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
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HOW THE FUCK
That has got to be one of the most clever uses of transparency I’ve seen on this site yet.
we interrupt your regularly scheduled lack of meaningful content, to bring you
but how did you…
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
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The start of my long battle with Internet addiction
g0m:
@haha-justkiddin @professor-noAh jesus, it’s so fucking true, it’s the math joke and the Pokemon together at last. Gaming ftw, and pokemon ftw, pokemon and gaming, and epic maths, calculus my bitch, IT’s super effective [2x damage against epic fail jpgs that arent even baerly viral] Pokemon. God damn I remember my child hood in the 90s - right in the feels, but also I’m fairly fucking into a lot of m aths shit that I know from colledge so it’s pretty fucking relatable. Fuuuuck,… what if it was a teacher who did that.. Best. Fucking. WinTeacher in the whole motherbitching K a n t o Re g i o n. Pikachu, Bulbasaur, Lavender Town, Pokemon first movie. MewTwo. Imagine if Ash Ketchum had a freaking facebook page and if all the pokemon were evangelion characters
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(ʘ‿ʘ✿) “what you say ‘bout me”
(ʘ‿ʘ)ノ✿ “hold my flower”
✿\(。-_-。) “Kick his ass, baby. I got yo flower.”
i found it
the original post
i found it
this should have the opportunity to be on everyone’s blog.
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